Uncle Donnie had a great Father's Day! Great sermon at church, great food all day, and six hours of US Open Golf. The only downside was losing a game of canasta to my
trophy wife, Betty. Usually our card games... Well, they're like vinyl foreplay. But on Father's Day it was more like getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick, you know what I mean?
Albert Einstein said, "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well
enough". Uncle Donnie says, "teachers make the best teachers, sheetrockers make the
best sheetrockers,and the best wife makes the best husband"....You can quote me on
that one.
My trophy wife Betty is a combination of Martha Stewart,Ina Garten (the Barefoot Contessa),Jamie Lee Curtis, and Mother Theresea.I kid you not. Me, I'm more like
Larry Moe And Curly, Abbott and Costello and Pee Wee Herman.... Uh-huh, I meant to do that.
Oh yeah, there's a lotta those great "ing" words we've perfected over the course of our 37 years, me and my trophy wife Betty.
Ciao,
Uncle Donnie
Well you summed that up pretty well ole Uncle Donnie...so glad you and Betty could stop in and share some ice cream with us tonight...and now that I know how much you like to use dots like me...I'll use a few to add that we always have frozen peas to help friends like you when your backside hurts. love you man!
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