Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Elvis and the Chipmunks

Donnie just finished a wonderful meal with Buggles: Eggplant Parmigiana with a little salad,a little bread and a little glass of vino. It was quite nice. Now, normally Uncle D. is not such a great fan of vegetables. For years and years I couldn't eat anything green, or any healthy stuff, you know what I mean? Now, I'm even eating eggplant! Altho, in D's defense, eggplant is purple.
Go figger! I can even eat asparagus, they're green, and brussel sprouts too, as long as you serve it with a little prosciutto. Of course, Uncle D. could eat ice cream with prosciutto and probably everything else for that matter. I'm thinkin' it's more than likely that I could'nt eat Chinese food with prosciutto. Unless it was Sesame Chipmunk or somethin' like that, you know what I mean?
Sesame Chipmunk always reminds me of those cute little guys with
the high voices. You know, the chipmunks. Elvis and the chipmunks, you remember right?
What Uncle Donnie would like to know is, who came up with the term "chipmunk" anyway?
Buggles thinks a great name for a band would be, "Elvis and the Chipmunks"...
Elvis, Simon, and Theodore, right? Kinda like meeny, miney and moe, the three blind mice, three dog night... Fuggetaboutit!
Did you know that you can now buy low-sodium Spam? That's right. 25% less sodium, which means the 100 yr. shelf-life is now only 75 yrs. Try the veal, I'll be here
all week.

D.
Here's a few more movies for you to watch:
Carlito's Way.....Pacino
Scarface.......Pacino
The Brotherhood....Kirk Douglas
Find Me Guilty....Vin Diesel
Little Caesar.... Edward G. Robinson

Ciao.

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