Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Uncle Donnie's Deli

Last weekend, Uncle Donnie spent a lot of time in the kitchen makin' some dishes for
the fam. I made a meatloaf and about thirty turkey meatballs after which, if memory
serves, I made an adult beverage, enjoyed it and returned to my menu.
Next, I got some inspiration to make a chicken bake recipe that my niece, Schmooglie the Little S**t Pierson helped me with last year when we was doin some cooking By the way, Schmooglie makes a mean Carbonara pasta, whaddya gonna do! You'se should try it sometime. Here's what you do for my chicken bakes:
You'se need two chicken breasts cubed into half-inch pieces
You'se need four strips of good bacon, chopped
You'se need half of a medium onion in a small dice
You'se need to mince five cloves of garlic
You'se need to grate about five oz. of parmesan cheese
Youse need about five oz. of Caesar dressing

Now saute the onions 'till soft and throw in the garlic for about a minute or so.
Then crisp up the bacon, and put all three together and set aside.

Put a little olive oil in another pan and brown up the chicken. When browned,combine with onions, garlic, and bacon.

While all your ingredients are still hot, throw in the cheese, add the dressing and mix everything together. Eat it with whatever you want, maybe in a ciabatta sandwich, or over some risotto, or some white rice, whatever you wanna do, you get my meaning?

Anyways, I get done with that recipe, and decide to make a strata for breakfast the next day, which was Sunday. I did this, on account of, I didn't want to have to hurry around on Sunday morning, and maybe sleep in a little longer, you know what I mean? I thought you would.
Maybe Uncle D. will tell you about the strata some other time.... For now, all this
food talk is making me hungry... Where did I put those meatballs...

Ciao,
Donnie

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