Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Monday, April 25, 2011

She cracked me up

Benvenuto,
My daughter came up with a genius list of the ten most influential individuals of all
time. We were driving home from her place of employment, the pizza joint, and was
jokin around, and this is what resulted:
1. Jesus(pretty good start, right?)
2. Walt Disney
3. Michael Jackson
4. Hercules(what?)
5. Mr. Rogers(Hello, boys and girls)
6. George Lucas
7. My dentist(this cracked me up)
8. Sonny Bono
9. Jack Daniels(I was crying with laughter at this one)
10. The guy who invented Dairy Queen(we like ice cream)
This is where the 'off' in offspring comes from, my girl, H.Bug!
She even likes Barry Manilow and Barbara Streisand!
You rock H.
Proudly,
Uncle D.
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