This Ain't Jr. League Soccer

Uncle Donnie wants to know where the summer went? I mean, hear it is the second week of
August already, and nothing much has been going on, you know what I mean? Sure, we've
played alotta cards and dominoes; yeah, I said dominoes! I hate those dom daminoes!
Maybe its just the foul mood D. is in, on account of D. can't win at anything lately.
My trophy wife Betty has been beatin me in cribbage, canasta, and dominoes...sheesh!
Did I say I hate those dom daminoes? Dominoes is a good game to play if you can have
two or seven adult bevs; especially if Schmoogli(the little s--- Pierson) is playin, you
know what I mean? Other than that, a poke in the eye with a sharp swizzle stick would
be more fun. Fuggetaboudit paisan!
Coupla weeks ago though, we went on a overnigther with Takashi, he aint no fugazi,
the Japanese ATM Woods and Mrs. Woods. Oh yeah, third daughter B. and cousin Schmoogli
tagged along too. We headed to the Rondiserous restaurant for a sangwich and a coupla
raspberry lemonades, and then proceeded over the mountain to Kahneeta Resort...Marone,
Uncle D. was in his element! What can I say? I will summarize: Golf,swimming,food,
Indian fry bread, drinks around the pool, and dominoes(not really an old timers game).
We hadda lot of fun. We ran into a new drink over there called something on the beach,
sex on the beach to be accurate...s.o.t.b.. Perfect on a hot day,whattayagonnado?
I know its a ladies drink, but this aint exactly little league we're talkiin here,
I mean this ain't jr. soccer, capisci mi?
Later,
D.