Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Vote Early and Vote Often

So, I saw a bumper sticker the other day which proclaimed: Politicians and diapers
have alot in common and need to be changed regularly! So, I immediately start the
process of thought, and came up with the obvious conclusion, and believed it to be
undeniably true. I mean, Uncle D. was not born yesterday, right? This is an obvious
fact.Personally, Uncle D. falls some where between apathy and ridicule when it comes
to the political arena. Me, I'm an avowed inderepulicratarian, you know, a little
independent, a little bit more republican, a whole lot less democrat, and just a pinch of libertarian to balance everything out, you know what I mean?
Believe it or not, I did watch a coupla republican candidate debates recently, and
went away basically unsatisfied. I mean Romney comes across like a big nerd, Perry,
leaves me with the feeling that he could give a big Texas crap about what anybody
has to say, or think, for that matter. M.Bachman(not to be confused with Bachman
Turner Overdrive)puts a bad taste in my mouth, as does Santorum, and Huntsman,former
governor of something, I really don't recall, he really does'nt float Uncle D's
boat, if you unnastand my meaning? So, that leaves me with Herman Cain, who I kinda
have a man crush on, Newt(can we really have a salamander for Pres.), Gary Johnson,
former governor of New Mexico, and my favorite Rep.Ron(I'll never get elected) Paul.
D. wonders sometimes about a candidate with two first names, but the guy has been
around the barn a few times amd I like his economic views, whattayagonnado?
So if you have a brain at all. let it vote for Cain or Paul!
Fuggetaboudit, right?

Later,
Uncle Donnie

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