Bettys' Little Cribbitch

So last Saturday night, Betty, my trophy wife, and I had dinner with some very dear old friends
who live in the country. Betty had made a dinner and we took it to our friends house and shared
it with them there. Now this friend of mine whenever we see each other always tells me I remind
him of David Letterman. I always let him say it but this time I tell him, "you always say that about
me reminding you of Letterman, but I gotta disagree.....I'm funnier than David Letterman".
What could he say? I am funnier than Letterman! It reminded me of  the movie Braveheart, when
the Irishman wants to meet Wallace and even after being introduced he says,"this can't be Wallace,
I'm prettier than this man." Uncle Donnie is funnier and better looking than Letterman, you know
what I mean?
I made some clam chowder last week and we had our friends Takashi, the card whisperer, he ain't
no fugazi Woods, and his wife, the hellion, Mrs. Woods over for a little Friday dinner and cards.
We always have a ball when we get together.
Speaking of cards, Uncle Donnie is Bettys' official 'cribbitch'! Everytime she wins at cribbage!
WhattamIgonnado. Maybe one of these days I can find a game I can win......Betty says....
"Don't hold your breath".
Marone!
D.