Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Longer, Lighter, Warmer

Ciao Amici,
Here it is after 7 pm and it is still light outside. Uncle Donnie likes longer days as
long as lighter goes along for the ride. Longer and lighter days are good days. Now
if we could throw in warmer with lighter and longer then we have hit the trifecta. With
this trifecta we are approaching great days, you get my meaning? I mean who would
choose shorter, darker and colder? Maybe some reptiles, maybe a coupla mollusks or
a few amphibians, but not too many mammals, right?  Correct me if I'm mistaken, humans
are mammals  right? I thought so. This human mammal prefers the longer, lighter, and
warmer motif, you know what I mean?
So we were playing cards the other night with Takashi, he ain't no fugazi Woods, and
Mrs. Woods, and we were layin it on the girls pretty hard. After one hand Takashi says
"ain't I durable"? We said, "what"? He says durable, thinking he's saying adorable. The
girls say durable maybe, but forget about the adorable! We laughed hard at the durable
Mr. Woods....again!

I love Pacific Standard Time, this time of year.

Uncle D

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