Everybody Must Get Stoned

Recently, Uncle Donnie,his trophy wife Betty, and a bunch of paesani made the trek to
Kah-Nee-Tah hot springs for a four day suare' in the sun. Marone, whatta time we had!
You know what I mean? Maybe I'm about eight cents short of a dime most of the time,
but we had ourselves a stellar time; what with the pool and the golf and eats and drinks
and fun, I mean, whattayagonnado? Your gonna enjoy it. That's what your gonna do!
And enjoy it I did. So, I had one of those stone massages, where they rub these hot stones
all over you. Mamma Mia, it wassa so good! Now Uncle Donnie has never been stoned,
if you catch my meaning, but I was a little rubber-legged after that trip to the spa.
Nothing that a coupla of adult beverages could'nt remedy, right? Fuggetaboudit!
Takashi, he ain't no fugazi Woods, and Mrs. Woods were there. Our old friends Mason
and Mrs. I can eat alot of fry bread, Bledsoe were there. Don Sparky and Signora Sparky
were in attendance, as were my secondi daughter and my son-in-law,B.Shitzel. If youse
ever wanna have a good time, take this bunch witchoo(with you), capisci.
See ya around,
D.
P.s. secondi daughter with child, a little girl.
Blessed!