Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Sun burned in South Florida

How's everybody doin' today? Seems like its been a coupla weeks since I had something
to say. Usually, Uncle Donnie has too much to say, If you know what I mean.
My trophy wife Betty and Auntie Buggles and yours truly recently made a trip to
Florida to see Hallie, Lt. A Mahar, and little Lily "Tootsie" Ann Mahar. What a great time we had! Katie and Bryon Shitzell, my other son-in-law, went with us too for a mini family reunion... It was great! We had to medicate Bryon a little, so
he could fly as he's not a big fan of air traffic. He did just fine and after one of the landings he says to me, "Did you give me valium or viagra for this flight??" I could only laugh, whattyagonnado! I think maybe he had too good a time, ya think?
We spent about nine days in the sun visiting all that Disney stuff: Animal Kingdom,
Epcot, Disney's Hollywood Studios, and of course the Magic Kingdom, which as you already know, is truly the happiest place on earth. Sometimes I wondered who was the biggest kid there, Lily Tootsie or Uncle Donnie? And then I realized it was Buggles all along!
I can't forget to mention the trip to Universal Studios that some took to see the Harry Potter thing, while Betty and Don and Lily Tootsie stayed at the rental house and lounged about the pool. It was a great family vacation. Uncle D didn't want to come home. They say "home is where the heart is" and where the heart is, usually your family is there also, capisci mi? Bene, famiglia, Bene.

Ciao,
Uncle Donnie

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