SuperDull Sunday

Uncle Donnie enjoys sports. Baseball, golf and occasionally a little "bassetball" is
fine,but he would rather be poked in the eye with a sharp stick than have to watch
a single game of football. Watchin' old John Denver videos and listenin' to him sing is much better than watching football, I mean, doing just about anything painful is better than football. Pulling teeth, for example is better than football, fingernails on a chalkboard, accidentally biting down hard on a fork, even cheap
Scotch is more enjoyable than football, you know what I mean?
All that aside, I still watched the big game this past weekend. What a snorer,right? From the alpha to the omega it was dull. First that blonde chick screws up the National Anthem.(I think maybe she thought it was the National Chorus)Hey, Christina! It's fairly simple: learn the words, remember the words, and then sing the words. Capisci? Sheeeesh. Then, really, the game was over after the first quarter, right? I mean, correct me If I'm wrong, but wasn't Green Bay ahead the whole game? Duh. How many turnovers, Pittsburgh? I can't even pronounce their quarterback's last name, Ben-somethin'-or-other-berger. Whattya gonna do? The commercials were lame, except the one with the beaver, the beaver was
good, right? The Dorito spot was disturbing, I mean, licking another man's finger and
smelling his trousers?? Hey, that oughtta sell, like, no Doritos ever again!
You couldn't even hear the half-time talent, and I'm using the term 'talent' veeery graciously. The audio was less than subpar, more like way below average, and most of the choreography was (let me be gracious here again) horrible! Capiscimi?
The best part of the evening was after the game, when I watched a 60 Minutes interview of John, Johnny or Junior, Gotti. It was about his experiences inside and outside of "The Life". It was a pretty good show.
Remember, friends don't let their friends watch football, no matter how much cash
they got ridin' on the outcome!

Ciao,
Donnie