For guys only

Uncle Donnie has come up with a list of words starting with the letter P which are
most troubling to the average guy. Why the letter P? Who knows why? These are just some unfortunate words, prezactly(combination of precise and exactly) the kinda words
which bring horror to the male species.
First, we gotta start with the word prison. Makes me queazy just to think of it. I
don't care if its maximum security or minimum security, this is not a nice word!
Second, is the word pansy. Not the flower Einstein, but the other pansy, which if
used to describe Uncle D might get me a visit to the first bad word....prison, if
you get my meaning.
Third, would be the word prior, and since we're on the topic of prison, youse can
obviously see why this word is problematic...Hey, Don, any priors on your record?
And we're not talking Richard Pryor either.
This fourth word periwinkle is not so good either. I never know if we're talking
about some wussy color or particular species of mollusks, you know what I mean?
Fifth is the word prostate. I don't have any trouble physically with it, anatomicaly
speaking, but even thinking about it makes it hard to take a leak, whattayagonnado!
Very scary word.
Sixth is the word PRE-MENSTRUAL. Nothing, and I mean nothing can wreck a good card
game or a trip to Vegas or the horse track like the mentioning of that word. Some
of you remember what that was like. Some of you are experiencing it even as I type,
and some of you have that to look forward to someday. I think Ima gonna cry.
This word could easily make the bad word Hall O Fame, capisci.
The last word, although there are few more that time will not allow me to mention,is
maybe the scariest of all. The word is premature..........ouch!
Now, Uncle D does'nt care too much if you are postmature or even ammature. Just not
premature, you know what I'm saying? Could be the worst P word of all time, I mean
things are goin good, just like they should, and then the bane of our existence, the P
word happens, and then all is not so good , right. This came up a coupla weeks ago
at our weekly canasta game, when my partner, the ever efficient, Takashi, he aint no
fugazi Woods tried to get my attention, on account of he thought he was able to play
out. Anyways he did'nt because he couldn't, and I kinda teased him about being premature
in his warnings.Just as soon as the p word came out of my mouth, he turns to Mrs. I'm
gonna be embarrassed about this Woods, and says with this little grin, Yeah, that happens
to me all the time.........all four of us died laughing, till it hurt, till we cried
and howled about this declaration of T's. I love this guy!
I just don't like that word.
With that Uncle D better say goodbye.

Donnie