Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Minestra Madness

Hey, How you doing?
Uncle D. just finished a little minestra soup, and he is feeling pretty smiley,you
know what I mean? A little sausage, a little onion, a little chicken stock,a little
red pepper flake, a little baby spinach and finish with a few parmesan croutons, and
off you go....I almost forgot the orzo pasta! Hey, Don, youse must be about three sheeps
(Spanish for sheets)to the wind to forget the pasta!
Perdonami,it won't happen again paisan!
I was thinking,that if I had that restaurant(English for Ristorante)I would have a few
Items on the menu from the Godfather. I would definetly have a Clemenza Cannoli, a
Corleone Calzone, and probably a S.O.S(thats shrimp on a shingle) for Carlo, Connies
husband, who ended up s.o.l.(Shrimp outa luck), if you know what I mean?
Did I tell you I made my first loaf of bread the other day? Well, I did. Anybody got
a problem with that? I didn't think so!
Uncle D. loves milk toast. Any problem with that can be taken up at the complaint dept.
I run that dept.

Take It Easy,
D.

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