Auf Deutsch, Bitte

Guten Tag,
Wie geht es ihnen? Sehr Gut!
German, what a weird language, you know what I mean? Uncle D. speaks a little, and I
mean very little German, on account of four years of High school language classes back
in the day. I took four years but spent one year in the hall or in the deans office,you
know what I mean? The last two years of class was all in German, no English........
fuggetaboudit. If I wasn't asleep with my head on the desk, anytime the teacher asked
me a direct question, all I could reply was, Ich weiss es nicht genau( I don't know
that now). I really can't remember how I got through four years of that? Whattaya
gonna do?
On another note, this is the forty yr. reunion for my graduating class, class of 71.
Uncle Donnie could care less and probably will not be attending again,since I chose
not to attend the earlier reunions. O.K. maybe D. is a jerk, but I can live with that,
capisci mi?
Hey, I gotta scoot. Gotta go get some groceries, on account of I'm makin dinner tonight.

Auf wiedersehen,
Uncle Dieter(I mean Donnie)

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