Il riso e la migliore medicina

So Uncle Donnie went to buy a new pair of work boots and ended up at REI, which stands
for really expensive items. It was there that I learned that I could not afford to start
hiking, on account of a pair of boots were the equivalent of the cost of a small used car. Three hundred clams, fuggetaboudit. Maybe if could hike naked,which I could do
fairly cheaply, then I could afford the boots, you know what I mean? Who is gonna want to go hiking with a naked guy with very nice boots? Not even my trophy wife Betty would
go with me! I mean, don't we tell our kids, don't go hiking with any naked person with
very expensive boots? Don't we have to draw the line somewhere, and aren't their places
designated for naked hikers wearing very expensive boots from REI?
I gotta laugh outta my good friend Takashi, he ain't no fugazi Woods, otherwise known as
the Japanese human ATM machine. We were playing cards and out of the blue he says he
feels like he is an ATM machine for his kids. Uncle D. laughed pretty hard at that one.
Cha-ching cha-ching here that cash register sing! He is the automatic Takashi machine!
Il riso e la migliore medicina......
Laughter is the best medicine.....
Sayonara,
D.