Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Friday, December 16, 2011

Ode To Sonny Sal

Hey, Buon Natale, everyone!
Been back from Florida a coupla days and back in the swing of things, you know what
I mean. It's good to be home....hey, its good to be back home again. Thank you John Denver. Anyways, I got this little ditty I thot you might like. I call it....Ode to
Sonny Sal Natali:
There once was a guy named Sonny Sal Natali
Who handled his affairs down some back alley
Coz, if a guy hadda go, than a guy hadda go
at the hand of one Sonny Natali.
Not a day would go by
widout widows who cried
No thanks to one Sallie Natali.
(Names have been changed to protect the innocent, you unnastand!)
Here are a few must reads for the budding gangster:
The Rat In the Hat
Curious George Goes to Prison
One fish two fish now he sleeps with the fishes
Fun With Dick and Pain
How the Fence Stole Christmas
I guess me telling you this stuff is about as unnecessary as a Happy Hour in Ireland,
but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...right?
And now Uncle Donnie thinks it is time for Jack Daniels.
Hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the the road Jack, and don't you come back no more......what you say?
Hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back no more.............
Tiamo,
D.

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