Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Baby You Can Fly My Car

Hey, How you doin?
Uncle Donnie was driving down the interstate the other day and this wild thought
comes into his mind, like what if all these automobiles could just take off and start flying.
I promise I wasn't drinking or smoking those funny cigarettes or nothing. I just imagined
what might happen if you could drive and fly your car! Lennon and Mcartney would have written, "baby you can fly my car", you know what I mean? Or the other guy who wrote, "baby your
gonna drive me to drinkin, if you don't stop flying that hot rod Lincoln"!  I know, it souinds just
a little fatootst, but I thought aboudit just the same. Whattayagonnado, whats done is done!
I mean sometimes weird stuff comes into my mind, capisci mi? Its all good, I figure that all
things always work themselves out, me being the eternal optometrist and all!
Sounds a little squirrely; I'll give you squirrely, Lennon also wrote, "Imagine theres no heaven,
its easy if you try". Hey John, hows that working out for you now pal? A bit waggish, don't
you think?
Be nice Don! Show a little respect!
Iv'e always loved Aretha.
A Dopo,
Donnie

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