Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Monday, April 9, 2012

TOO MINY MARTOONIS

Uncle Donnie witnessed a few unusual things this past weekend.
I actually experienced this first one when my third daughter played a Miley
Cyrus song. I thought that it sounded like the musical equivalent to breaking wind,
and I almost vomited in my mouth.
I saw at church a particular worshiper doing  a Joe Cocker impression during a
worship song.....that was weird!
I heard my first Johnny Cash tune played at church,with the song leader describing
it as a "dirty blues song". I know your thinking must be Portland Right?
I saw a man baptize his wife, a wife baptize her husband, and two little kids swimming
in the baptistry after being baptized. It's all good though, you know what I mean?
We had a very nice Easter Sunday with friends and family, with a lot of
great food and a few too miny martoonies; Whattayagonnado, it was a nice warm
day!
Ciao,
Uncle D.

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