Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas Pallies,
   Five more days, right? Egg nog, gingerbread cookies, Christmas
music, family, friends, bourbon, Jesus, Joy, peace, laughter, Christmas
ham, bourbon, memories, you know what I mean? Did I mention bourbon?
These are a few of my favorite things...Thanks Julie Andrews!
Here is Uncle Donnies wish for all my Pallies; Be helpful to someone other
than your family. Serve everyone in your family,coz that's what Jesus would
have you do. Rejoice in the certainty of Gods care for you and yours, and
for that matter somebody else's too. Try to actually read all those yearly,
horrible Christmas letters, fuggetaboudit! And be thankful, and if you've
nothing to be thankful for then you got real problems, capisci mi?
Quit snorting cocaine and get rid of that crack pipe, ok!
And Have yourselves a merry little Christmas day!

Tiamo,
D

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