Navigatin and Negotiatin

Hows it hangin,
 Me? I'm fine. Everything is as it should be. Besides  che cosa e fatto
e fatto, right? What's done is done! Can't change something that can't
be changed, I mean The Almighty is the only one what could change
an unchangeable thing, right? I'm fine with Him being able to do  such
a thing. You, me, we can't do that. It ain't in our skill set to do that, you
know what I mean. You, me, we ain't got the tools to do what the
Almighty can do. Pretty simple to me! Uncle Donnie tries to keep it simple,
and that seems to be the best way to navigotiate this life...questa nostra vita,
this life of ours. Navigotiate is Uncle Donnie for navigating and negotiating
important stuff. It's the combination of two 'ing' words to better express how
to handle a situation what needs to be handled, capisci mi. Things come up,
you gotta handle them, right? I mean if you don't handle things, these things
come back to handle you, and Uncle D. is a strong proponent of being a handler,
and not being one who is handled! Whattaya think I am, idiota?
The Almighty would have us be responsible and obedient in this thing.
Tiamo,
D.