Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

God Bless Golf and Vodka

Uncle Donnie just finished a round of golf with his golfing buddy,Takashi "Woods" (he ain't no Fugazi), and is feeling pretty good about his five over par performance. This is a game best described by this saying,"I hate this game.I hate this game. Hey, nice shot!....I love this game. I love this game." I even hit safely out of bunkers twice. Life is a beautiful thing, you know what I mean?

So I'm kicking back, finishing my first adult beverage and I got Godfather, part II in the background, you know for a little inspiration. Now I am ready for the rest of this Fourth of July weekend.

So I got a question for you. What does orange juice, pineapple juice, mango peach juice, lemonade and 7-Up all have in common? That's right! Grey Goose Vodka, the only thing the French ever did right.Viva la France! My son-in-law, Bryon "Shitzel" brought me a fifth yesterday. Hats off to B.S.! It's like he made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Uncle Donnie is very patriotic. You know, tears come to my eyes when I hear The Star Spangled Banner or God Bless America...I get all choked up during the seventh inning stretch when they sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame... and I get very emotional when I hear Hot Fun In The Summertime by Sly Stone. He was a truely great American.
Now, Uncle Donnie has just a few concerns with our current national leaders, you know them. Mr. Obama, our Commander-in-Thief, and Joe Biden the Vice-AntiChrist... Then of course there's Mrs. Clinton, the Secretary of Take. And not to mention, the Secretary of the Treachory, Geitner, just to name a few....I don't even know who the Secretary of The Inferior is, probably a Democrat!
I better leave it at that.
God Bless this Mess.
Ciao,
Donnie

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