Man, I Feel Like a Woman!

Uncle Donnie loves women. I mean, think about it for a minute, my mother is a woman, and I've got my trophy wife Betty, she's a woman (What a Woman!!!) my three daughters, all women, my sister, sisters-in-law, neices. Women, women, women!! Out of the woodwork, I got women. I have a good friend,S.Stangley,and him and his wife (you guessed it- a woman)have four daughters! That's right, every one a woman. I got another friend, Zak Lortz and he's got one wife and three little women in training, all beautiful future women.It's a beautful thing, you know what I mean?
But it's got some serious side effects if you're a member of the male specimen.
I mean, how much estrogen can a guy take? It's like Uncle Donnie's feminization process is about to esplode!!(that's Spanish for explode).
My estrogen meter is red-lining and I'm probably gonna have a headache later... Has anyone seen my midol pills? And if you call me a wussy, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that score....Mamma Mia!

Who was the lady country singer who did that song,"I Feel Like a Woman" ?? I think her name was Shiner Twang, or somethin'... Anyhow, Uncle Donnie digresses.
Hey, lately I'm thinkin' that's my song. I feel like a woman! Thats me, I'm Uncle Debbie. Whaddya gonna do?

Oh yeah, not to mention I love vodka, the quintessential chick drink! But only when I'm not retaining water, and certainly not when my breasts are sore.....
Come on, snap out of it D.! Oh, marone.

Here's my big idea: the power of estrogen needs to be channeled! I mean, if some scientist or gynecologist, or maybe eve a fertility expert could develop an atomic estrogen bomb, we could easily wipe out N. Korea, Iran, Al Qaeda... and What's the other bum's name? Osaka Bum Louden? Well, him too, and all them losers in Half-A-Gascan- and live relatively peaceful lives! Capisci?

James Brown was wrong, it's not a man's world...its a woman's world, but he was right about his song Sex Machine...Fahgeddaboudit.

That being said, Uncle Donnie still loves women,and believes that God saved the best
for last when He made Eve!
Ciao!
Uncle Debbie.. Uh, I mean Donnie...