Bella Cosa Far Niente

Uncle Donnie just got back from vacation. My Trophy Wife Betty and I travelled to sunny Palm Desert, California with our dear friends the Woods. That would be Takashi (He ain't no Fugazi) Woods and his wife, Mrs. Woods.
We spent a glorious seven days in a desert paradise and simply engaged ourselves in some serious lounging and idle employments.Bella cosa far niente...Idleness is a nice employment, a beautiful thing. It was pazza completo...completely crazy, in every good way!
First night in town, and we ate at a little Italian joint where we met our host Pietro, Sicilian, of course, from the town of Modello, just outside of Palermo. Anyways, it was a delicious meal,two sole piccatas, one eggplant parmigiana and one spaghetti and meatballs...bellisimo Don Pietro!...Oh yeah, don't forget the chianti- it wassa so good, you know what I mean?

Did I mention who the Canasta champions of 2010 are? Well, that would be me and my very efficient and rarely inebriated partner, Mr. Woods! Yes, it was so good to see the girls take their cushions everywhere they went as their butts were spanked quite
thoroughly, you get my meaning? It's like my Trophy Wife Betty always says, "Go big...or go home!" ...Me and Mr. Woods went big that week, sorry girls....Que Sera, Sera.
it was so nice. We had a short walk to the pool,we could rehydrate, I mean refuel,
you know, refresh our drinks, and the girls could quickly soothe their bottoms with a dip in the luscious pool...
I really like that word luscious. It reminds me of the name I'd call my restaurant,
if I should live so long. "Betty's Luscious Buns"!
Fuhgettaboudit!!



Devotissimio Suo(yours truly)
Uncle Donnie