In The Bathroom

Come Stai, mi amici?
Uncle Donnie has to lay out some things. I need to esplain sonthin'(Spanish for 'Explain something'). It's like when Desi was upset with Luci and demanded,
"Luci, you got some esplainin' to do!!' You know what I mean?

So. Here goes. Back in the day as a young Evangelical(read: Baptist) I used to play this little game called, "In The Bathroom". What this meant was that when we said a gospel song title we had to finish with "In The Bathroom"...
For example: "Be Still My Soul... In The Bathroom." or, "Jesus,I Am Resting.... In The Bathroom.", or, "Who Is He In Yonder Stall.... In The Bathroom.", or even, "I Surrender All... In The Bathroom."!
Anyways, we used to die laughin' at some of those titles. The funniest one I ever heard, though, was one from my dear friend and goombati,Zak the Sparky Lortz, who recently gave me this sidesplitter, "He Touched Me.... In The Bathroom".
To which Sparky added,"Wait, wait. That's the Catholic version."
They had to rush me to the frigging hospital! I swear I almost wet myself. It was so sick, yet so very funny! This guy Lortz can make Uncle Donnie laugh hard...Salute Don Sparky Lortz!

That being said, Uncle Donnie says to himself, "Self, maybe we shouldn't be so
irreverent," you know what I mean? Maybe we should only play In The Bathroom using,say, Lennon and McCartney titles like, "It's Been A Hard Day's Night... In The Bathroom." "IFeel Fine... In The Bathroom", "I'm Happy Just To Dance With You... In The Bathroom." "I Should Have Known Better... In The Bathroom." "Please Please Me... In The Bathroom". "Do You Want To Know a Secret... In The Bathroom." "It Won't Be Long....I Wanna Be Your Man....You Can't Do That....Eight Days A Week....You've Got To Hide Your Love Away.....What Goes On.....Why Don't We Do It In The Road.....
And thats just through 1968! Geez,those guys were good. Bella musica.
Joosta one more "With A Little Help From My Friends....In The Bathroom."
A dopo!
D.