Donnie....Dumb and Dumber

So the other day, Uncle Donnie takes a trip to the bank to make a deposit for his trophy wife Betty. This is what happens.
O.K. Uncle Donnie grabs the check off Betty's desk and notices this note that
says, "last four digits are ****" Well, Uncle Donnie's not impressed and doesn't get (i.e.,understand) the note, yet he takes off for the bank, capisci?
Upon arrival, Uncle Donnie approaches the teller, hands her the check with note attached and says, "My trophy wife Betty sent me down here to deposit this check, but
I have no idea what these numbers mean,do you?" She politely replies, "Yes, those are the last four numbers of the account to be accessed for this deposit."
and then She smiles.
Uncle Donnie's only response to the obvious was that women are much smarter than men, to which she agreed. She then said that she had heard
recently that women who have children have proven to be smarter than women who haven't had children.By now, Uncle Donnie is feeling quite like the maroon that only a few people know him to be. To this statement, the other lady teller in the adjacent corner chimes in with, "Yes that makes great sense,doesn't it?"
Now Uncle Donnie is wondering how much more stupid that makes him? He knows when he started this little errand he was dumber than the general population of women and now, by degrees, he is much more dumb than all the women who have had children! This makes him wonder how imbecilic he must be compared to that woman who was not only a woman, but a mother and also a grandmother,which must mean smarter yet and Uncle Donnie dumber still!!

So all Uncle Donnie could say was,"I have three daughters, and they are all smarter than me, and one of them has a daughter."....Ah Marone, I never want to see those ladies(geniuses) again.......Uncle Donnie needs a drink, a double I think....Perhaps
two doubles! whattya gonna do?
A Dopo
Uncle Dummie