Resolutions For 2011

Hey, how you doin'?
Its late December and Uncle Donnie's thinking maybe a few resolutions for the new
year are appropriate. Not that I need to change anything, you unnastand? 'Cause things being what they are, it would be difficult to improve upon perfection, capisci mi?
I think they call it growth. Yeah, that's it, growth. Uncle D. just needs a coupla
growth resolutions to give him more direction next year.

First thing.....resolve to take more trips to the liquor store.
Second thing....resolve to make my friends laugh more.
Third thing.....resolve to take my laughing friends with me on my trips to the
liquor store.
Fourth thing....resolve to remember that the best things in life aren't things.
Fifth thing.....resolve to buy a liquor store.
Sixth thing.....resolve to win the lottery, so's I can buy the liquor store.
That's probably enough for next year.

To all my people in Florida and in Montana and in Tennessee, whether you are still
in prison or not....
Uncle Donnie sends his love....Yeah, with my Trophy Wife Betty,
and my editor Buggles (Read: Editor X. Lovegood)....Have a happy and safe New Year!

A dopo,
Uncle D