Who Is John Tesh?????

So who is this John Tesh guy anyways?
I figger, he must be some genius or somethin', right? I mean is there anything this guy doesn't know? Every time Uncle Donnie hears this guy on the radio, he's a veritable treasure trunk(read:trove) of information. Everything from how to get pin numbers off users at the ATM machines, to how good it is to eat a bunch of eggs for your health, you know what I mean? He coulda been very useful at my last RICO trial capisci mi?
And if that weren't enough, the guy's got great hair! How do ya get hair like that? To Uncle D. these things are a mystery....It might be a mystery to you how I know what John Tesh's hair looks like, but we ain't gonna go into that right now.

Speaking of mysteries, D. has been reading another book recently, entitled "The
Mystery of Providence," written by a dead guy named John Flavel(remember, dead guys
don't lie.)
He takes the reader from Psalm 139 all the way to the final reward,you know
what that means? It means dirt nap time, pushin' daisy time, six feet under time, etc.
It's like appointed once for man to die and then comes..........you guessed it,
judgement time! It's been a good read, you'se should pick it up. I'm pretty sure
Jesus would have you read it, no kidding! I know these tings!
Oh yeah, so today at church I heard a goood sermon from a guy who I thought sounded
a lot like Joe Pesci! Can you believe it? fuggetaboudit. Turns out the guy wasn't
even Italian.... but his words were very appropriate and God honoring.
Did anybody have prosciutto on Thanksgiving Day? Uncle D. did thanks to Don Sparky's
lovely wife...It wassa so good.
Arrivederci!
D.