Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Carlos: I wish for you to love me!

..A maiden, Marian, a proletarian librarian, a clarion for humanitarian ideas, a kind of
contrarian grammarian,born a sagittarian to her father Valerian, a libertarian agrarian,
committed to trinitarian and sabbatarian views was a vegetarian all her life.
Maid Marian, a non-sectarian, non-parlimentarian millenarian came to odds with her father
Valerian, a gregarian, sexagenarian, over one Carlos, a rastafarian seminarian, who held
to strange pre-lapsarian and antiquarian views. Valerian, a superlapsarian, opposed
Carlos, an infralapsarian, and nothing became of their friendship.
And living to be a centenarian, this Marian, a proletarian, vegetarian, librarian, never
forgot her love for her rastfarian, seminarian.......Carlos.

Shrimp happens,
D.

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