Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Marinara shots and red wine chasers

Uncle D. hadda great adult beverage this week. We, my trophy wife Betty and I, went out
for some 'Happy Hour' nourishment,if you know what I mean? We had some food, a coupla
drinks, and basically had some catchin up to do, it was all good. Afterwards we went to
pick up some flowers to plant in our garden, see, Betty has trained Uncle D. to have an
eye for flowers and beauty and stuff like that....it's like what we do this time of year,
and I really look forward to it O.K.. Hey, am I going to fast for you? Try and keep up,
you know what I mean? So we're buyin all this gorgeous stuff; did I mention it was raining the entire time? Well, it was raining the entire time, and it was a little cold
as well. Imagine that, rainy and cold in Oregon(thats Oregone for my friends back east),
whattayagonnado? Anyways, this is all taking a coupla hours, and we remember we have to
pick up Bug, on account of she's working at the pizza joint. See, usually Bug would give
us a call, when her shift is over, and then we go get her, capisci mi? Except this time
we forget to bring our cell phones, mama mia, what am I Il Stupido, or what? So we load
up our plants and head for the pizza joint, only to find out she wants to have a little
something for dinner after her shift.......sooooooo Betty and I have another 'Happy
Hour' experience at the pizza joint. All this to say I had the great beverage of the
week, which was an Italian peach soda with a shot of vodka, and it wassa so good.
Now, my trophy wife Betty, who could take shots of marinara,with red wine chasers....she
issa so Italiano, hadda glass of white wine and we patiently waited for Bug to finish
her dinner.
Did I mention the rain?
Sometimes I forget the important details!

Ciao,
Donnie

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