Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Kah-Nee-Ta Dreamin

Whatta week this is, the Mariners have been playing real good, they finally got Osaka
Bumb Louden, The Kid, Kid Gazelle got engaged and Uncle Donnie had food poisoning! Top that, right! On top of all that Uncle D. and his trophy wife Betty are gonna be grand-
parents again, thanks to Lt. and Mrs. Mahar from Florida. What can I say, life is good,
capisci mi? Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I had another birthday; turning 38 for the twentieth straight year, and I still have full head of hair, whattayagonnado?
Bug got me a birthday present, the greatest hits from John Denver, sweet!
Thank God Ima country boy!
My three favorite American Indian words..... Kah-Nee-Ta! My trophy wife Betty and I
went there for our honeymoon. Resort living is what I do best, you know what I mean?
What with the golf and the pools and the Indian fry bread, what else is there?
From drizzle to sizzle in less than two hours......Kah-Nee-Ta High Desert Resort.
Hey, Betty, make us a reservation soon!

Go Mariners,
Uncle Donnie

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