Christians Are Like Manure?

So Uncle Donnie finished reading Crazy Love, you know, the book I was telling you
about recently! Seems like it was a little better than I expected, seein how this guy Chan, Pastor Chan, is still alive. I wonder though if people will be reading
this book fifty years from now, you know what I mean? Here was the best story in the
book;"A friend of mine once said that Christians are like manure: spread them out
and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink
horribly. Which are you? The kind that reeks, around which people walk a wide swath?
Or the kind that trusts God enough to let Him spread you out---whether that means
going outside your normal group of Christian friends, increasing your material giving, or using your time to serve others?" Cute, right? It just kinda weird having
God and manure and Christians in the same thought,you know what I mean? Maybe You
should get rid of some of your 'crappy' friends! Marone, I can't believe I just said
that.....fuggetaboudit! I mean whattayagonnado?
I guess Pastor Chan has a point, right. Were sposed to live lives that produce that
sweet smelling aroma, the kind of lives that 'talk' matches 'walk', capisci mi?
Fruit of the Spirit living rather than lusts of the flesh living, right?
My cousin, Timmy Highstuff used to say, "hey if you were immersed in a tub of puke,
would you open your eyes?"
Which, when I stop to think about it, has nuttin to do with the book, but I thot
it might get your attention, on account of some of you might be fallin asleep right
about now!
I'm not saying, I'm just saying, you know?

Ciao, Bene.
Donnie