Relax and Smell the Bourbon

Uncle D. likes to laugh and he likes to lounge; two pretty good 'L' words, right?
Leisure is good too, but not lazy, capisci mi? I mean its not like I'm doing nothing
in my leisure time. It's more like whatever I'm doing, I'm doing it leisurely. When
I water the garden, I do it leisurely. Whenever I mow the lawn, I mow it leisurely.
It's like Uncle D. is going nowhere fast, so whereever I go, I go leisurely. It's
more like that Tommy Bahama mentality, like a laid back, leisurely attitude applied
to just about everything! Relax and smell the bourbon, I mean flowers. Whattayagonna
do?
Don't get me wrong,labor is very important too, right? I mean we have a national
holiday commemerating it, Labor Day, don't we? I mean it's all good, we're sposed to
enjoy the fruit of our labor, and he that won't labor won't get to eat, and six days
you should labor and then the seventh, rest and have leisure, right? Are you gettin
my meaning here? Keep up paisan, this ain't rocket surgery, you know what I mean?
All that aside, Uncle D. would have you stay loose and shake yourself from time to
time and love your people, like you've never loved before, like a labor of love,
you know, what I mean?

Uncle Donnie