Think Responsibly

So lately, Uncle Donnie has been concerned about the many problem 'thinkers' in our
culture! For instance, we have way too many underage thinkers, you know what I mean?
I don't know why, maybe it's due to the under developed chromosomes in their cranial
cavity, or maybe their just stupid, I dunno. Come on young people; don't think and
drive, and fuggetabout this; we don't think and we don't chew, but we might go with
girls who do! Think responsibly, capisci mi?
Whattabout the social thinkers, whats their problem anyways? They only think when
they go to parties or meetings or therapy group, where they try to impress with how
many thoughts they can hold, you know these people right? They really think they can
think you under the table, marone, as if that could really happen to an experienced
thinker, right? I mean you've probably forgot more about thinking than they will
ever know! Whattayagonnado!
Next we have to deal with the binge thinker, who is slugging down thot after thot,
non-stop until he can't think anymore. This person is usually on a three day think
bender and is seriously a candidate for thinkers anonymous, which may prove that
thinking may be hazardous to your health, if you get my meaning!
Time simply won't allow me to examine the closet thinker or the non-thinker, but I
will mention, in closing, the healthy thinker, who like Uncle Donnie puts some thot
in his thinks. Moderation, and proper thinking habits, like two adult thinks a day,
makes for a healthy thinking person!
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, keep away from all those thinking fountains out there, O.K.

Ciao,
D.
Hey, the next time I see ya, the thinks will be on me!