Uncle Donnie's Views from Under the Bus

Hi. I'm Uncle Donnie. My family throws me under the bus regularly. I've decided to prove them all right.

These are my views, opinions and dogma. They don't represent the views of anyone but me. Whaddya gonna do? Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Lean back, drink some chianti, and enjoy my views from under the bus.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Havin Some Fun

Hey,
  Uncle D. is on the loose, you know what I mean?
Knob Creek and ginger ale, with a splash, and just a splash of
Hazelnut schnapps does the trick. I drink them right! like I wouldn't
drink them....impossible!
So my old friend, Takashi, he aint no fugazi Woods, was trying to explain
to us the difference between self-deprecating and self-defecating.
We were playing cards, having a few drinks and having some fun, you oughta
try this ting called fun. Fun is good mi amici! Go have some! That the fun
you have may really be fun is my wish for you!
Did I mention who makes the best Old Fashioned?  No! Some other time then!
So we wait for Takashi to explain, and with a smile on his face he declares
there is no difference! Throwing crap on yourself  is both deprecating and defecating!
What could Uncle Donnie say? Fuhgettaboudit, the man is a genius!
We laughed!
Why?
Coz we was havin some fun!

Finalmente(so long)

D.