Holiday Hits

How you doin,

  Here are a few holiday gems to consider:
Whats up with Christmas music playin the day after Halloween....stop it!
I hate the mall!
The friggin tree won't fit in the friggin stand!
Stop with the Family Christmas newsletters already!
Enough with the gifts and the parties and the self preoccupation!
Yet, there is never enough bourbon!
And who gives a crap about Donner and Blitzen or those
seven swimming swans!  Really!
Give me Santa Cruz over Santa Claus any day!
Oh My Gosh My Golly, it's time for michelobe and Stoli!
What part of just browsing don't you understand!
This is just ho-ho-horrible!
Jingle bells Santa smells he fell of his sleigh,
Oh what fun Did Santa have with all that pink champagne
When I sing no one listens,
Some things wrong some things missing,
I can't hit a note, I sound like a goat,
Walking in a winter wonderland!

Buon Natale,
Uncle Donnie

Time Has Come Today

HiYa Pallies,

Gonna get right to it on account of  Uncle Donnie is on
borrowed time, you know what I mean?
Time takes time , you just can't rush time,right.  Time needs to
work itself out  to figure out if its the best of times or the worst
of times. Time will tell! Am I  right?  Of course I'm right!
This is why I'm taking the time to tell what I thought of  our recent
presidential candidates during the last primary season.

Cruz....Crafty Republican Uber Zealot

Trump....Temporarily Republican Until Making President

Sanders...Sadly Another National Democrat Espousing Socialism

Clinton...Crazy Leftist Idealogue Neglecting Trust Of Nation

Time has come today....The Chambers Brothers (look it up).

Tiamo,
Uncle D.